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Couldn't Be Models

3 Best friends and content creators sit down to talk about pop-culture, life and the state of the world. ...At least, the world according to them. THIS is what it means to be 13 going on 30.
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Aug 14, 2017

Hobart and Dickie celebrate the awesome that is Season 3 of Rick and Morty.

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Aug 7, 2017

The boys talk about the week that was. The week that no one understands. The rise of Moochie. The fall of Spicey. The ban on Trans. The stupid of the phone calls. Really there are only two options. We podcast about it and laugh our asses off or we bash our heads against the wall. 

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Aug 2, 2017

Hobart and Dickie discuss the awesomeness that is the tick.

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Jul 24, 2017

The guys are talking about the best TV shows based on scary movies... or in the case of Friday the 13th and Poltergeist, just the titles. We can almost promise that some of these shows you never knew existed. 

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Jul 17, 2017

The guys discuss last season of Game of Thrones and offer their predictions for what may be coming in season 7. Dickie shares some stories about a concert he just went to. All that and a guy getting locked behind an ATM.

Jul 11, 2017

Hobart and Dickie visit Anthrocon and learn about the subculture of Furries. Robbie celebrates the Fourth of July with a weird news story in this week in WTF.

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Jul 3, 2017

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Jun 26, 2017

The boys look back over their first year together on Couldn't Be Models and talk about some of their favorite moments. For this week in WTF they talk about the skinless Elmo. Finally they discuss movies and shows that they used to be obsessed with that, to them, have stood the test of time. Some of them may not be good, but they all hold up to them.

Jun 24, 2017

David Duncan joins Robbie on this episode as he goes through he history of dating while being brought up in an extremely religious household. The pain, the confusion.... the day time television tropes. Plus Star Wars in a way that Robbie never expected.

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Jun 12, 2017

The boys discuss the all women screenings of Wonder Woman. It doesn't upset one bone in their bodies. Then Robbie shares some of his own stories from the world of online dating, including one about dating a medium. 

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Jun 6, 2017

The guys are talking this week about online dating. We've all done it or know someone who has done it. Sure there are success stories that come out of it, but more times than not it is a road to WTF. The guys are no exception. Robbie and Dickie tell a couple stories from their experiences in the world of online dating while Hobart listens and judges. All that plus a murderous clown in a band!

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May 29, 2017

Bobby Fitzgerald from Whiskey Shivers joins Hobart and Dickie to discuss many things including some amazing breaking awesomeness! Who would have thought your free funny we break news?!?!

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May 22, 2017

The boys talk about the latest craziness in the saga of trump. The FBI firing. The leaks. The diving into the bushes! Plus, Dickie learns what ghosting is.

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May 15, 2017

The boys talk about their good old days in arcades. Their favorite games from when they were young and what they turned into. Plus the guys talk about their newest stretch goal on Patreon. Dickie is going to get a tattoo on his butt just for you guys!

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May 8, 2017

Dickie needs a lesson on the reproductive nature of gremlins. Hobart talks about Miley Cyrus' newest tour which is supposed to be all nude. Finally the guys discuss their history in the 90s with video games. Which consoles did they love? What games made them who they are? Why does Dickie think Boogerman is better than Earthworm Jim?

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May 1, 2017

The boys decide to log onto Chatroulette on a random Sunday. This is what they find. Uncut and uncensored.

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Apr 24, 2017

The boys discuss some of the weirdest sex trends that are big in 2016 and into 2017. From weird, new sex toys to sexual practices, this episode will let you know what's what in the bedroom today. Just one example... did you know there was a sex toy called the transformer? All that and a brand new "Ho-No Hobart"

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Apr 17, 2017

The boys talk about their hatred for traditional children's books. Robbie reads a book to his father, who he isn't sure actually listens to the show. 

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Apr 10, 2017

The guys sat down with a plan in mind. To record an episode about weird children's books. Instead what happened was a third time models episode. Nobody meant for it to happen. It just did. The guys go back into the multiverse and pose their own theories about Michael Jackson and KellyAnn Conway. We may not have meant for this to happen, but hey... it's still funny.

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Apr 3, 2017

Hobart and Dickie teach you about North Korea's Kim Dynasty. This is one giant episode of WTF as we learn exactly what North Korea believes about them. From double rainbows to decorative butt holes, these are some knowledge bombs for your ears.

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Mar 27, 2017

Dickie has been suffering from some medical issues with his butt lately so Hobart and Robbie sat down to try to teach him that things could always be worse. Ghost stories, desperate models and a synthaholic with his own problems are all here to comfort our ailing co-host.

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Mar 20, 2017

The boys are off this week, but not without giving you guys a quick dose of free funny. For this week, enjoy a journey into Hobart's dark mind and enjoy a sex dream incolving Abe Lincoln and Bea Arther.

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Mar 13, 2017

Robbie invites Jesse Dollemore, from the podcast I Doubt It with Dollemore, onto the show to remind him that his life is in fact not a coma dream. They discuss weird fads involving vaginas, witches and politics with the type of venom that only Jesse Dollemore can deliver and the kind of bewildered snark that Robbie tends to live his life with. 

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listen to "I Doubt It With Dollemore" twice weekly anywhere you find podcasts.

Mar 6, 2017

Hobart and Dickie fly solo this week and talk about a very personal problem for Dickie. They tackle and shame more celebrities. Did you know there was almost a Passion of the Christ 2? The guys also talk more about some of the projects we are working on for you guys.

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Feb 27, 2017

In the second part of our tear down of trumps first 30 days, the guys belittle his cabinet and top advisors. Dickie drops some knowledge about Conway and Robbie has a theory as to her true identity.

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